America's Second Favorite Plumber Has Turned Assassin Revolutionary

"When a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." That's from the Declaration of Independence.

Step into the shadows of justice with "The Italian Assassin" merch line. This bold design features your second favorite Italian plumber wearing his signature green sweater and blue overalls while wielding an assassin's weapon, standing against corporate greed and corruption. With a unique mix of retro-inspired visuals and dark humor, this shirt is perfect for those who appreciate a clever twist on rebellion. Made from premium cotton blend for ultimate comfort, it’s a statement piece that’s as sharp as the hero it portrays.

Wear it and join the fight for justice—no pipe wrench required.